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Monday, February 28, 2011

Um.  I wouldn't go into that bathroom if I were you.

Thanks for sharing, Jill C.!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Bowser and Princess Toadstool hard at work on paying/eating the bills!  (I actually had to make a "Dog ate my paycheck" call.)
Cut to: 5 Minutes Later
(Apparently, being an asshole is exhausting.)

Monday, February 21, 2011

She only left the house for a few hours ...
"This is what I came home to...a bag of timothy hay and a bag of parrot food (which was half eaten)... all over the living room floor and couches."  - Shanti V.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Dear Mom ("Amy C.") and Dad, 

Thank you for not locking us outside in the rain today. As a gift of appreciation, we decorated the house for you while you were at work.
Ruby and Jackson

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

I don't like your plant. It is now gone.

- Bella


(Submitted by Jenn and Ryan M.)

Monday, February 14, 2011

Molson and Mollie:  Darling.  Destructive.

(Sent in by Jill C., who wants to point out that that was leather.)

Friday, February 11, 2011

Clearly the dog felt I did not need this book.  I will never dog-sit again. 
 - Amanda F.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Is Edison just sitting in the sun, chilling out?  ...or is he hiding a dirty secret?

(No, this photo was not 'staged.'  It is, however, hilarious.  Thanks to America Y for the contribution!)
It might be harder to find a babysitter now. Things destroyed at Grandma and Grandpa's house:

Paper bag
Sentimental Lamp
Remote control
Chair Cushion (which she is laying on)


Tuesday, February 8, 2011

We don't like your new ottoman.

- Signed Bella and Gordy

(submitted by Jenn and Ryan M)

Chew toy or door jam? Chew toy or door jam?

Door Jam.

An out-of-town visitor did not fully close the door to the guest room.  Bowser got fresh with her undergarments.  He's graduated from slippers to bras.  My little boy is a man.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Of course they would rip up the expensive Target bed, and not the already-broken Costo bed.  And they pee'd on it.
Princess Toadstool was done with her cast and wanted everyone to know.  We had to go to the vet to have it rewrapped.