tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56702960882369087582024-03-05T09:50:58.836-08:00My Dog is an AssholeLet me start by saying: I love my dogs. I am a "dog person." They bring me great joy and everlasting happiness. I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world. They are fun and empathetic and clever and adorable.
They are also total assholes.
This blog is dedicated to anyone who has ever lost a favorite rug, cleaned up the contents of their trashcan or wept over a broken lamp - in the name of love.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-12868682988598905552015-01-15T17:38:00.000-08:002015-01-15T17:38:43.224-08:00"Oh thanks dog. This is exactly the look I was going for with my FatBaby boots. grrrrr"<br />
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<br />Corey Wishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00327141815690939377noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-61368612835636050212014-05-05T16:10:00.000-07:002014-05-05T16:11:18.113-07:00<br class="Apple-interchange-newline" />"This was before we got our puppy Tucker a cage. We left him him the bathroom for about five minutes.<br />
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<br />Corey Wishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00327141815690939377noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-54898601071304659792014-01-29T11:32:00.000-08:002014-01-29T11:32:19.638-08:00We spent the last 12 weeks thinking our dogs were OK with the new baby...We were wrong. <br />
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I was a little impressed that they disassembled the puzzle pieces, though. I had a good time putting them back together this morning before work.<br />
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<br />Corey Wishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00327141815690939377noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-78349592828502930052013-07-31T15:14:00.000-07:002013-07-31T15:14:45.621-07:00We're back after a long hiatus. In case you were worried, dogs are still assholes.<br />
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"What I came home to. Brody and Tucker are assholes."<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span>Corey Wishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00327141815690939377noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-76908487102444457902012-10-26T11:29:00.001-07:002012-10-26T11:29:25.761-07:00Princess loves this bean bag. And when I say "love," I mean that it is her favorite place to sleep, she plays on it, she lounges. LOVES.<br />
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There is a fine line between love and hate for that little girl.<br />
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Corey Wishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00327141815690939377noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-70001239267361541132012-07-25T12:53:00.001-07:002012-07-25T12:53:17.125-07:00"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica;">Well I guess I didn't learn my lesson with the past puppies in our house. Our 10 week Pomeranian Chi Chi shredded the toilet paper that was on a basket. Like, what was she planning on making? Confettii, kitter litter, packing material? I dont know but I think our troubles are starting all over." - </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica;">Shanti V</span><br />
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Thanks to Krystal F. and sorry about your stuff.</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; line-height: 14px;">Sadly, my new dog is...also...an a-hole. I now have two. Naturally."</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; line-height: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">(Thanks Karinneh A. and sorry your new dog is an asshole too).</span></span>Corey Wishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00327141815690939377noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-26495293029636344852012-04-27T11:19:00.001-07:002012-04-27T11:20:28.913-07:00This remote can open your blinds and turn on the lights in selected areas, to the right color temperature. It does so much more than help you watch TV. Set your music, mow your lawn. It is worth about $300.<br />
Or, WAS worth about $300.<br />
Asshole.<br />
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Sorry about your remote, Liz K. But...thanks for the post.<br />
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PeePee Pad? Chew Toy? PeePee Pad? Chew Toy?<br />
PeePee Pad AS a Chew Toy!<br />
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What? They aren't the same thing?<br />
Franklin sure thinks so.<br />
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the second picture (assholeatethedeck) is just one side of the deck railing which Kenzo has eaten.<br />
the third picture (assholeatemoose) is the entrails of a stuffed moose scattered up our stairs.<br />
fourth picture (couchdestroy) he moved the full size, fold out bed containing couch about 5 feet and eviscerated it. he has also dragged blankets off of the other couch and ripped up a pizza box<br />
fifth picture(atphonebookandstuff) he did exactly that, ate the phone book and other miscellaneous stuff.<br />
sixth picture (assholeateplant) this started off as a 3 foot ficus tree, he stripped it of all of its leave over a couple of months. he eventually took the bare tree out of the pot and used it at a toy. as for the legless chair, he ate the legs a while back......i don.t know why we kept the seat part.<br />
seventh picture (assholeatebirdmillet) kenzo was mad that it was not his turn for a walk and took a bag full of 12 giant pieces of millet and seeded the carpet. this took quite a while to clean up"</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-5327611182409625442011-09-30T12:51:00.001-07:002011-09-30T12:52:56.617-07:00Thanks to Grant J. for sending us this link:<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/cute-animals/2011/09/30">Click Here For Asshole Video</a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Corey Wishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00327141815690939377noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-53330344498839765562011-09-30T01:39:00.000-07:002011-09-30T01:39:37.082-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLc0TyY5Yb9jllgVSvaAO4YR_ID8vXautWSSveYjLSYdw1WXjr4vIniDDir8PukB4fCYZkxeMFjiVsnm4KNxLL0FdPaQWtmJK4i4WHmYZNxllQls3Iott0Qi6u-TPJjwiMdMTkVgMhNLY/s1600/kibble.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLc0TyY5Yb9jllgVSvaAO4YR_ID8vXautWSSveYjLSYdw1WXjr4vIniDDir8PukB4fCYZkxeMFjiVsnm4KNxLL0FdPaQWtmJK4i4WHmYZNxllQls3Iott0Qi6u-TPJjwiMdMTkVgMhNLY/s320/kibble.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">(Note, the dog eating the kibble is NOT the offender. Figured I'd make lemonade and let him feed himself breakfast before I cleaned up.)"</span><br />
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<div> - Courtenay W.</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-61480244884392864422011-08-15T11:45:00.001-07:002011-08-15T11:45:30.074-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYoJmQBLghWXI6pL072x5K5XJXXv7jMRkoUoMiEsCeDmmLFybDe5yW47hW2X4cnKbGQlnfZzyYaTeOXSEhian7EuIl7KW9WiPBdQLlfS82cH6RobaINmhG01Zj65JIuLRvRjJ1u5ef470/s1600/photo+%25281%2529.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYoJmQBLghWXI6pL072x5K5XJXXv7jMRkoUoMiEsCeDmmLFybDe5yW47hW2X4cnKbGQlnfZzyYaTeOXSEhian7EuIl7KW9WiPBdQLlfS82cH6RobaINmhG01Zj65JIuLRvRjJ1u5ef470/s320/photo+%25281%2529.JPG" width="240" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">We are told that this took 2 hours to clean up. Ouch.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">What an asshole!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">(Thanks, Amy J. ...and, sorry...)</div><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-32716014074060290952011-06-27T16:44:00.000-07:002011-06-27T16:44:42.748-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCHcZYH90sl4RcGnnfDLFuc697DFHGZPJEczw5SQbP9-jjFccrqARh6DX-TTCyyC7tITjhF2i4nDkqsbsQmgNB1ySGEuPmoPrEk2VJU9bY8H2gfpfzyQdGw8Dt1w_wV3rNYp4vGQig4Ss/s1600/photo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCHcZYH90sl4RcGnnfDLFuc697DFHGZPJEczw5SQbP9-jjFccrqARh6DX-TTCyyC7tITjhF2i4nDkqsbsQmgNB1ySGEuPmoPrEk2VJU9bY8H2gfpfzyQdGw8Dt1w_wV3rNYp4vGQig4Ss/s200/photo.jpg" width="150" /></a>What is that?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjp9u2NxieDMyC8NM7Jzh_xjmQdDEhFUKuW5Ic_iRo00sscW__YRBWAIilbOR2gbX3b6jGINyQx2EvqVnaZlP57ZqP0Z7DZXWSjEJhEgfBrTvIaXUZ-1-IEGB0deRcoDBDLb6wWZnSKkFo/s1600/photo+%25282%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjp9u2NxieDMyC8NM7Jzh_xjmQdDEhFUKuW5Ic_iRo00sscW__YRBWAIilbOR2gbX3b6jGINyQx2EvqVnaZlP57ZqP0Z7DZXWSjEJhEgfBrTvIaXUZ-1-IEGB0deRcoDBDLb6wWZnSKkFo/s200/photo+%25282%2529.jpg" width="180" /></a>No, really, what IS that?</div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN9_7Tu0y3miaUvgTX8kn76Nj9x1jfx9CpHYlC2HxLEeJtqFSAdqGxYMBKsuKTDw5rb5EUm-xXDXhyphenhyphensBm3fafe86rEisBSvuFjGfm8fR4FX3Yq4l4Ju2gHrgUxDcAHKw3-9yQjBcQ8cVo/s1600/photo+%25283%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN9_7Tu0y3miaUvgTX8kn76Nj9x1jfx9CpHYlC2HxLEeJtqFSAdqGxYMBKsuKTDw5rb5EUm-xXDXhyphenhyphensBm3fafe86rEisBSvuFjGfm8fR4FX3Yq4l4Ju2gHrgUxDcAHKw3-9yQjBcQ8cVo/s200/photo+%25283%2529.jpg" width="180" /></a>Bowser is guilty.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2ysKELZDDryVQOQHYM54wEws-rUgPtXFJGMezenl5u786Q0nihLNVhqHKZtfEAAIV1fHLV2JFB8YvGlUhl6S-h4E1UdKAhMDGvRPn9dxJePpjPS9Xr0uGqU-GYMDsO6Eupj42_S_aMKs/s1600/photo+%25284%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2ysKELZDDryVQOQHYM54wEws-rUgPtXFJGMezenl5u786Q0nihLNVhqHKZtfEAAIV1fHLV2JFB8YvGlUhl6S-h4E1UdKAhMDGvRPn9dxJePpjPS9Xr0uGqU-GYMDsO6Eupj42_S_aMKs/s200/photo+%25284%2529.jpg" width="150" /></a>Princess feels no remorse.</div><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-41884764354751555222011-06-13T17:16:00.001-07:002011-06-13T17:16:41.787-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbs9B5ylesz7V0Sni1_UuWShLFYGf-MFJ8T7WTR283Ar4DjyetMClh7IZdgg9Q_m1sSrUQru1Qyii_ZM-LJrl6ocVB2Fo7M4CNzWadX5IVM3s5KihGGl4TkJiYEjkLukQsfsNdld4RBzE/s1600/256772_10100478613227063_1200788_58914491_5019365_o.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbs9B5ylesz7V0Sni1_UuWShLFYGf-MFJ8T7WTR283Ar4DjyetMClh7IZdgg9Q_m1sSrUQru1Qyii_ZM-LJrl6ocVB2Fo7M4CNzWadX5IVM3s5KihGGl4TkJiYEjkLukQsfsNdld4RBzE/s320/256772_10100478613227063_1200788_58914491_5019365_o.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Another bed bites the dust.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Asshole.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">(Thanks for sharing, Lauren K.)</div><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-66140897400969179862011-05-26T12:08:00.000-07:002011-05-26T12:08:12.368-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEildI29bw7V4c9Whrs3Il91Q0lMiwds5GAvbyDVWuxXZBDWgm2FIW4DKW2TswNcFtlzKQs-zBJXiKpWRLByWIz-U8Ks8GQ2uHZeiYKjWwL1ANQ0Ww_1XhKUttIgnulT50nHVFLem8MfSyI/s1600/photo+%25282%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEildI29bw7V4c9Whrs3Il91Q0lMiwds5GAvbyDVWuxXZBDWgm2FIW4DKW2TswNcFtlzKQs-zBJXiKpWRLByWIz-U8Ks8GQ2uHZeiYKjWwL1ANQ0Ww_1XhKUttIgnulT50nHVFLem8MfSyI/s320/photo+%25282%2529.jpg" width="240" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKA99fKeLY9_WqUEOtlHlzMQw_Tn5m5f70HdwnrT_G97fujKcHZYgo8FDJNELd7ucGp7E8pRpVHg-O4W1KusafAQUNtER7qWbucFwZBf773LfSjY-pzwiaXPp-QxFurm8S2pgpCAAjnYU/s1600/photo+%25283%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKA99fKeLY9_WqUEOtlHlzMQw_Tn5m5f70HdwnrT_G97fujKcHZYgo8FDJNELd7ucGp7E8pRpVHg-O4W1KusafAQUNtER7qWbucFwZBf773LfSjY-pzwiaXPp-QxFurm8S2pgpCAAjnYU/s320/photo+%25283%2529.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">What in the world do Princess and Bowser have against linoleum?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Assholes.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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There are so many things that Boone managed to destroy in an hour (polenta, tissues, lip gloss, sunglasses, lint roller, microwave popcorn, hand sanitizer...etc etc etc) that we needed 3 pictures to capture the scope/scale of his destruction.<br />
Thanks for sharing Em D. and Juan T. Your dog may be cute.... But he is also an<br />
Asshole.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5670296088236908758.post-30980901437030938762011-05-02T03:33:00.000-07:002011-05-02T03:37:37.258-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH5ScMrbUKem6M-5hV2QqGBeq2qdB3GydT8hMNfi9SHoImFpsm2M6zdgnY9mA08cJPao5GOmf0W9r97BnLNLjZMki9wATnWLGADEJQ0LjOfGwpeYpl0xp0m81IH-8FEZAym-u2ZSKNmic/s1600/IMAG0341.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH5ScMrbUKem6M-5hV2QqGBeq2qdB3GydT8hMNfi9SHoImFpsm2M6zdgnY9mA08cJPao5GOmf0W9r97BnLNLjZMki9wATnWLGADEJQ0LjOfGwpeYpl0xp0m81IH-8FEZAym-u2ZSKNmic/s320/IMAG0341.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602065306536704706" border="0" /></a><br />Biggest asshole move yet courtesy of Bowser and Princess Toadstool.<br /><br /><br />- AssholesCorey Wishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00327141815690939377noreply@blogger.com2