Let me start by saying: I love my dogs. I am a "dog person." They bring me great joy and everlasting happiness. I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world. They are fun and empathetic and clever and adorable.
They are also total assholes.
This blog is dedicated to anyone who has ever lost a favorite rug, cleaned up the contents of their trashcan or wept over a broken lamp - in the name of love.
Is your dog an asshole? Email a picture and description to Email Us and we'll post it so that everyone can see just how much of an asshole your dog is. *
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Naw, it's okay, Bowser. We didn't need that cable. I think.
Asshole.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Joe G. says:
"Dog - 1
Cell phone - 0.
Zoe was a bad girl. This was a Palm Treo Centro. A rematch will be avoided."
Asshole.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
It was cold outside yesterday, so Diamond pulled out the firewood and got the kindling ready.
Good dog! <--sarcasm
Asshole.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
What you DON'T see in this picture are the gourmet treats that Fiona stole off the dining room table when Candace E. was out for only 2 hours. Oh, and the bag they came in, too. Asshole.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Lorena S. says: "I adopted a 12 year old Golden Lab, thinking that she'd be nice and sedentary in her old age. Wrong! She's an asshole!"
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Shanti V says: "Well I guess they dont like Foster & Smiths catalog after all..."
Or, maybe, the pictures of kibble looked just like the real thing! Or...
They're assholes.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Bowser and Princess Toadstool are auditioning for HGTV's new show, "Asshole Kitchen Re-Design."
