Um.  I wouldn't go into that bathroom if I were you.

Assholes.

Thanks for sharing, Jill C.!

Bowser and Princess Toadstool hard at work on paying/eating the bills!  (I actually had to make a "Dog ate my paycheck" call.)

Cut to: 5 Minutes Later

(Apparently, being an asshole is exhausting.)

Assholes.

She only left the house for a few hours ...
"This is what I came home to...a bag of timothy hay and a bag of parrot food (which was half eaten)... all over the living room floor and couches."  - Shanti V.
Assholes!

Dear Mom ("Amy C.") and Dad, 

Thank you for not locking us outside in the rain today. As a gift of appreciation, we decorated the house for you while you were at work.

Love,

Ruby and Jackson

("Assholes.")

I don't like your plant. It is now gone.


- Bella

Asshole.

(Submitted by Jenn and Ryan M.)

Molson and Mollie:  Darling.  Destructive.
Assholes.

(Sent in by Jill C., who wants to point out that that was leather.)

Clearly the dog felt I did not need this book.  I will never dog-sit again. 

Asshole. 

 - Amanda F.

Is Edison just sitting in the sun, chilling out?  ...or is he hiding a dirty secret?

Asshole.

(No, this photo was not 'staged.'  It is, however, hilarious.  Thanks to America Y for the contribution!)

It might be harder to find a babysitter now. Things destroyed at Grandma and Grandpa's house:

Paper bag
Coaster
Sentimental Lamp
Remote control
Rug
Chair Cushion (which she is laying on)
Wall

Assholes.

We don't like your new ottoman.

- Signed Bella and Gordy


Assholes.
(submitted by Jenn and Ryan M)

Chew toy or door jam? Chew toy or door jam?

Door Jam.


Assholes.

An out-of-town visitor did not fully close the door to the guest room.  Bowser got fresh with her undergarments.  He's graduated from slippers to bras.  My little boy is a man.

Asshole.

Of course they would rip up the expensive Target bed, and not the already-broken Costo bed.  And they pee'd on it.

Assholes.

Princess Toadstool was done with her cast and wanted everyone to know.  We had to go to the vet to have it rewrapped.
Asshole.