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"This is what happens when you leave a dog unattended with a bag of kibble ON TOP OF A FREEZER for FIVE MINUTES. 


(Note, the dog eating the kibble is NOT the offender. Figured I'd make lemonade and let him feed himself breakfast before I cleaned up.)"

 - Courtenay W.

We are told that this took 2 hours to clean up.  Ouch.

What an asshole!

(Thanks, Amy J.  ...and, sorry...)

What is that?No, really, what IS that?

Bowser is guilty.Princess feels no remorse.

Oh, yeah, that.  A drain.  Great.

Asshole.

Another bed bites the dust.

Asshole.

(Thanks for sharing, Lauren K.)

UNhappiness

Assholes.

What in the world do Princess and Bowser have against linoleum?

Assholes.

There are so many things that Boone managed to destroy in an hour (polenta, tissues, lip gloss, sunglasses, lint roller, microwave popcorn, hand sanitizer...etc etc etc) that we needed 3 pictures to capture the scope/scale of his destruction.
Thanks for sharing Em D. and Juan T.  Your dog may be cute....  But he is also an
Asshole.

Biggest asshole move yet courtesy of Bowser and Princess Toadstool.


- Assholes

On the upside, we've found a way to clean those pesky cobwebs under the house.

On the downside, this was right after a bath.

Asshole.

Thanks for sharing, Kirsten C!

This is what happens when the Sunday funnies aren't funny.  Take that, Marmaduke.

Asshole.

(Thanks for sharing, Timothy W.)

This is what you get for going to the library for an hour.

 - Fiona, Asshole

(Thanks for the contribution, Candace E.)

Ok.  We get it.  You don't want us to go on vacation.

Asshole.

5 Minutes.


-Asshole


(Submitted by Jenn and Ryan M.)

Naw, it's okay, Bowser.  We didn't need that cable.  I think.

Asshole.

Joe G. says:

"Dog - 1

Cell phone - 0. 

Zoe was a bad girl. This was a Palm Treo Centro. A rematch will be avoided."

Asshole.

It was cold outside yesterday, so Diamond pulled out the firewood and got the kindling ready.

Good dog! <--sarcasm

Asshole.

What you DON'T see in this picture are the gourmet treats that Fiona stole off the dining room table when Candace E. was out for only 2 hours.  Oh, and the bag they came in, too.
Asshole.

Lorena S. says:  "I adopted a 12 year old Golden Lab, thinking that she'd be nice and sedentary in her old age.  Wrong! She's an asshole!"

Shanti V says: "Well I guess they dont like Foster & Smiths catalog after all..."

Or, maybe, the pictures of kibble looked just like the real thing!  Or...

They're assholes.

Bowser and Princess Toadstool are auditioning for HGTV's new show, "Asshole Kitchen Re-Design."


Assholes.

Um.  I wouldn't go into that bathroom if I were you.

Assholes.

Thanks for sharing, Jill C.!

Bowser and Princess Toadstool hard at work on paying/eating the bills!  (I actually had to make a "Dog ate my paycheck" call.)

Cut to: 5 Minutes Later

(Apparently, being an asshole is exhausting.)

Assholes.

She only left the house for a few hours ...
"This is what I came home to...a bag of timothy hay and a bag of parrot food (which was half eaten)... all over the living room floor and couches."  - Shanti V.
Assholes!

Dear Mom ("Amy C.") and Dad, 

Thank you for not locking us outside in the rain today. As a gift of appreciation, we decorated the house for you while you were at work.

Love,

Ruby and Jackson

("Assholes.")

I don't like your plant. It is now gone.


- Bella

Asshole.

(Submitted by Jenn and Ryan M.)

Molson and Mollie:  Darling.  Destructive.
Assholes.

(Sent in by Jill C., who wants to point out that that was leather.)

Clearly the dog felt I did not need this book.  I will never dog-sit again. 

Asshole. 

 - Amanda F.

Is Edison just sitting in the sun, chilling out?  ...or is he hiding a dirty secret?

Asshole.

(No, this photo was not 'staged.'  It is, however, hilarious.  Thanks to America Y for the contribution!)

It might be harder to find a babysitter now. Things destroyed at Grandma and Grandpa's house:

Paper bag
Coaster
Sentimental Lamp
Remote control
Rug
Chair Cushion (which she is laying on)
Wall

Assholes.

We don't like your new ottoman.

- Signed Bella and Gordy


Assholes.
(submitted by Jenn and Ryan M)

Chew toy or door jam? Chew toy or door jam?

Door Jam.


Assholes.

An out-of-town visitor did not fully close the door to the guest room.  Bowser got fresh with her undergarments.  He's graduated from slippers to bras.  My little boy is a man.

Asshole.

Of course they would rip up the expensive Target bed, and not the already-broken Costo bed.  And they pee'd on it.

Assholes.

Princess Toadstool was done with her cast and wanted everyone to know.  We had to go to the vet to have it rewrapped.
Asshole.